THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS
Listening to Minor Threat radio on pandora… every commercial is for beer.
It’s not irony
It’s a call to the Dark Side
the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway
i laughed harder than i should have
Many times, NHL players break their sticks in frustration after losing but sometimes they become lightsabers and just refuse to break and everything goes wrong in the world for that player.
This is one of those moments.
Damien Brunner OT Winner against Anaheim Playoff Game 4 05/06/2013