My hair is orange.

P.K. Subban is a BAD MAN!.. coming out of the penalty box Subban gets the puck and loses (Daniel) Briere, and then goes after Avs goaltender Calvin Pickard with a filthy deke for the goal. Then celebrates the only way we know P.K. can.

erikkarlsson65:

bruins-babe:

WHY CANT I STOP LAUGHING

No one got hurt, not one but two of them, must have an eyesight problem

erikkarlsson65:

bruins-babe:

WHY CANT I STOP LAUGHING

No one got hurt, not one but two of them, must have an eyesight problem

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

officialpollen:

weavemunchers:

luciphan-has-risen:

bootyoakley:

fappuclno:

mama-ymir:

imsuchacreep:

frickity-dickity:

cookiebandit23:

docteryn:

makeitearlgrey:

tardis-mind-palace:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

what the shit america

i once threw a chocolate chip cookie while emphasizing something in first grade…..it broke a window. and one kid got horribly sick because his uncrustable was filled with some form of near deadly mold

I girl at my sisters lunch table took a bite of her friends bread stick and their was an inch long piece of metal in it, if her friend had never taken that bite she would have swallowed it herself and died

once in third grade i had a chocolate milk and it tasted so bad i looked in it and it was all moldy. i threw up and had to go home.

last week (im a junior) there was a frog in the salad bar and a freshman boy picked it up with the salad tongs and threw it at me

our chocolate milk was gray and we squeezed grease from burger patties, using loads of napkins to soak it up

Once in second grade, i got chicken nuggets and inside wasn’t chicken but this sour white paste, and showed the lunch ladies and they told me to suck it up.

american horror story: school lunch

This kid in 5th grade barfed at lunch because the chicken nuggets they gave up were like 75% raw. I’ve never eaten a school chicken nugget since and its been like 5 years.

Last year I was drinking some chocolate milk when I felt something hard in my mouth, I spit i out on a napkin and it turned out to be metal chunks

About 2 years ago I got chicken nuggets from the cafeteria & they were fuzzy like the breading was fuzzy. When I took them back in the lunch ladies wouldn’t give me new food without paying for it & told me to just “rip the breading off it will be fine”

when i was in 4th grade i threw my hotdog on the ground and it bounced back up to me

In 4th grade the taco meat they served had gotten contaminated & over 75% of the kids were sick for the next few days. Taco day was never the same again.

waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED
DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this